So my friend and I are both online with the same dating website, and we realized we'd both been messaged by the same guy. And then we compared messages, and it turns out it was the EXACT SAME MESSAGE. It said:
"Hi. I really enjoyed your profile. I liked a few things in particular: that you are passionate about your faith and that you’re intelligent (both come through very clearly). And you’re very pretty. I’d love to hear more about you. Can we chat sometime?"
So we had a good laugh over that, but now I wonder how many of the guys on here just have generic messages that they send to every girl...probably a lot of them...so now I'll be wondering if every message I get is just something the guy copied and pasted into an e-mail. Sigh. As if I wasn't cynical enough already.
Another good quotes from a recent message:
"I'm into dating women of all racial backroads." I love that. I wonder what racial backroad he thinks I am from?
And a quote from one guy's profile: "I will not be responding to any messages from south east Asia. I hope you understand."
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH. awesome, jess. I'm not sure if I understand why that man won't be responding to messages from Asia, but the possibilities are endlessly hilarious. racial backroads...I think my racial backroads are from the south, and i keep that hick stuff quiet. while teh preform message is lame...also brilliant. I need to make one posthaste.
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