It sounds right..but it's wrong

Bachelor #1: My new amour says, "I don't no the last book I read."

Bachelor #2: I shouldn't be so hard on him because he really just wants to encourage people, but his spelling mistakes are great because he doesn't actually misspell, he uses homophones to create subtly wrong meanings.

1) Answering "the one thing I am most passionate about" he says, "This would be fully expressing the potential of your skills and abilities. (Julie interjects: this is a stupid explanation, anyway, go on...) Mine would be making possible the ability of someone to reach their goals in fitness through personnel training. To see someones life transform in front of you through exercise, and to think I was a cause to that is simply amazing." exercise? I thought you just said you liked to help people reach their fitness goals through personnel training, so I thought you were passionate about a human resources related field. my bad.

2) "I really have a high respect for people who desire to reach their potential. I would love to be apart of helping them reach their goals." I also like to distance myself from people I respect who are trying to reach their goals. They are annoying in the pursuit of their dreams.

3) "Although I do plan ahead, I tend to have frequent moments of spontaneous ideas. One moment your sitting on the coach watching TV and the next moment your riding a rollercoster." sitting on the coach? is that a euphemism for you as a fitness trainer? I'm cool with sexy time, but don't tempt me with rollercoaster rides when you really want to have sex. it's not the same.