I have just been matched with a man whose main picture is of him holding up a full urine sample cup. Stop the presses. My soulmate has arrived. He "loves anything old west" and is looking for a woman ages 18-95. yes, I think I'm in! I've often been told I could be a bar wench and I think that extends to being an "old west" prostitute/waitress.
Bachelor #2 tells me this about the woman he is looking for: I'm attracted to women with the following qualities: sweet, family oriented, non-smoker, occasional drinks (ok), familiar with GOD, financially complementing, educated, skinny (ok), average weight (ok), a little thick (ok).
First, "a little thick (ok)". Thanks for being an equal opportunity body lover, sir. particularly hilarious especially since this is not a person who can really afford to be picky re: looks. actually all of his little approvals given to the side were pretty funny. and what does "financially complementing" mean? Why doesn't he have an approval scale for those, like $5,000 (not ok) $30,000 (ok), $50,000 (ok).
Bachelor #3: that's a nice cowboy hat you're wearing, sir. and you love hunting and your kids? oh, and not a big reader? shocking. FAIL.
Bachelor #4's first sentence is "My mother is my best friend." His last sentence is "I need a woman who respects her mother and mine." I think this man has been in a sitcom...and in an episode of law&order that ended in murder.
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