Just Shoot Me

I signed up with an online dating site yesterday. It takes a lot for me to plunge back into this world, I haven't had the stomach for it for a few about a year. But I was recently convicted by a friend that I can't pray to God to bring me a soulmate and then sit on my ass and do nothing.

So, just went on and checked my messages. My favorite was from a man with a mullet. Which is already fully gray. And I should note he's balding on top so its really only half a mullet. He says:

"noticed your profile shows you have many interestest flowing and developed from the foundation of your christian parents- including living and loving Taiwan and as well justice.as a passion for social justice....and perhaps it goes without saying oriental foods..."

I should note this man is not Asian. If only. No, he is from Saskatchewan. And he is 51.