I get being a little insecure about how you look. You know, life is hard for the less beautiful of us. So usually dudes will post pictures where they are the size of a staple. Maybe side pics. Pics hugging friends...But this is a new one. I just got messaged by a man whose profile pictures are of Jesus and God. Think I'm kidding? I don't think I'll be compromising anyone's privacy by posting these:
This guy (pause to compose self). This guy...is all up on his confusing religious high horse for the first part of the message. and then, reveals he is single, has no kids, but. BUT. he was once engaged, until.HE.cheated. HORRIFIC.
So bachelor #2 was kind of exciting. He loves travel, his ideal life would be to start a family and live part of the year in the mountains and part on the beach. And I'm a spontaneous dame, I'd be up for that. So what if he spells the word "enjoy" as "injoy"...5 times. He's..in..joy. yeah, so what does this man do that we can have a dashing, multicity family life? Occupation: Nothing. He is unemployed. So he lives in his delicious dreams. Unless he lives off the royalties of some songs his father wrote, ala Hugh Grant in About a Boy...though I don't think I'm going to stick around to find out. I'm no stranger to this m.o., actually. I've now been fully proposed to by two Middle Eastern men working night shifts at gas stations. One told me he would give me four days to consider his proposal. I was also offered a position as one man's girlfriend after he told me that every day he ate the 2-for-1 muffins sold by the cafe down the street. Oh sirs..all very tempting, but...no.
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