COFFEE NICE COZY COFFEE

While I have not received any offers to be a shared girlfriend (wow), here are some of my favorite messages and lines that I've read lately:

Message from Bachelor #1:
"Leave a message with your name & phone number. My next trip will be a surprise."

Bachelor #2's profile, in response to the question "Where were you born?":
"I was born in a hospital, oh thank you God. You see God is good."

Message from Bachelor #3:
"I will take you for a walk on the beach in moonlight, see the movie Titanic with you fifteen times."

Bachelor #4's profile, in response to where he likes to go on a first date:
"I prefer to meet for a water."

Bachelor #5's profile, in response to what he's looking for in a woman (this is my favorite):
"I am looking for someone who has a personally and intermittent relatienship with our savoir.
I am looking for someone who can jus kick back enjoy the life Christ has giving me. When trials and tribulations come our way don’t run away but run to the cross my great comforter than I can call yourself CHRISTIAN save by the BLOOD that was spilled on CALIVAR."

In response to where to go on a first date: "I WOULD SAY COFFEE NICE COZY COFFEE SOMEWHERE SHE”S COMFORTABLE"

His occupation? Movie Star.