Bachelor #1: The question: "what are you most passionate about?" Answer: "Possibly cycling". profession: "Bicycle shop owner." hobbies: cycling. what is he doing on a typical day?...can you guess? Cycling. I find it amusing that he says he is "possibly" passionate about cycling, since it appers that is all he is able to do. He also says he wants a woman who can remain calm in heavy situations and devise a plan to get out. Sir, are you the cycling version of James Bond? Frankly, I'm kind of intrigued. I've always wanted an element of danger in a relationship. I think. Unfortunately he spells "sadly" with two Ds. "saddly." saddly, indeed.
Bachelor #2: He says is profession is "servant of God, actor, and martial artist." I think this is another way of saying unemployed. He also has a lot of pictures of him in tank tops. I believe he's going for an Eminem effect, but it actually just makes him look like a gay man. which means he would probably get along with another of my matches who says he is most passionate about art and antiques. and dude, the best book you ever read cannot be by Joel Osteen. It just can't.
Bachelor #3: "The person I hang out with most is my best friend (God rest his soul)." ohhhh......
Bachelor #4: "The last book I read was called the Bro Code. It was funny and made very little cents"(horrific)." I also loved a book by Glenn Beck." Then, sir, you cannot love me.
Bachelor#5, what do you do in your leisure time? "I PLAY DOMINOES.SOMETIMES WITH MY KIDS. THAT'S ALL." that's funny, that's exactly what I do, sir. and funny enough none of my kids live with me either.
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