I was walking with a ghost...

Bachelor #1: The question: "what are you most passionate about?"  Answer: "Possibly cycling". profession: "Bicycle shop owner." hobbies: cycling. what is he doing on a typical day?...can you guess? Cycling. I find it amusing that he says he is "possibly" passionate about cycling, since it appers that is all he is able to do. He also says he wants a woman who can remain calm in heavy situations and devise a plan to get out. Sir, are you the cycling version of James Bond? Frankly, I'm kind of intrigued. I've always wanted an element of danger in a relationship. I think. Unfortunately he spells "sadly" with two Ds. "saddly." saddly, indeed.

Bachelor #2: He says is profession is "servant of God, actor, and martial artist." I think this is another way of saying unemployed. He also has a lot of pictures of him in tank tops. I believe he's going for an Eminem effect, but it actually just makes him look like a gay man. which means he would probably get along with another of my matches who says he is most passionate about art and antiques. and dude, the best book you ever read cannot be by Joel Osteen. It just can't.

Bachelor #3: "The person I hang out with most is my best friend (God rest his soul)." ohhhh......

Bachelor #4: "The last book I read was called the Bro Code. It was funny and made very little cents"(horrific)." I also loved a book by Glenn Beck." Then, sir, you cannot love me.

Bachelor#5, what do you do in your leisure time? "I PLAY DOMINOES.SOMETIMES WITH MY KIDS. THAT'S ALL." that's funny, that's exactly what I do, sir. and funny enough none of my kids live with me either.

But then I said "what about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"

AH do you remember that song, a song in which a guy and girl are breaking up because she says they have nothing in common, no common ground to start from...? and he says "wait, but we both liked that movie Breakfast at Tiffany's" and tries to get her to reconsider.

Well, I have a man who messaged me. According to our dating site we are a 17% love match. 12% friend match, and 73% enemy. here was his message "you look really nice and I think we are in the same age range, so maybe we can meet up and have a good time together." that's right. we are both in our 30s. that is our Breakfast at Tiffany's....maybe this could work!

The other awesome message I got was from a guy I havent heard from in 9 months who messaged me, 9 months later, to tell me he isn't going to be messaging me anymore. um, yeah friend, got it! Why he felt compelled 9 months after our last *dating web site* correspondence to send a full message explaining how being 2 hours away is loong distance and he was previously ruined by a long distance relationship, is beyond me. Thank God he wrote that because I was waiting like Miss Havisham in my date dress every minute for him to get back to me, hoping maybe THIS would be the day. i'm going to shower now.