Imperfection

Bachelor # 1 from today's selection says the most important thing he is looking for in a woman is imperfection. if i were a serial killer i would be on that like white on rice.

Bachelor #2 felt constrained by the pre-formed eharmony answers to the question "how do you feel about premarital sex" and so he added his own answer which was "I expect sex in a relationship". Thanks for letting me know, rapist.

Bachelor #3: sort of adorable, but again poses the question "can I date someone who can't, not once, use the word "than" correctly and always writes "then" ?

Bachelor #4: His life goal is to raise his sons (plural) to be good Christians and good hunters.

and close.

temper temper

bachelor #1: even better than the man who at least waited until our first date to tell me he had anger management problems, this guy admits to it in our 2nd correspondence and says he loses his temper on average once a day

bachelor #2: "I'm a total gym freak, I belong to a Brazillian Jiu Jitsu Team and I compete often." he repeats this later and has some serious spelling problems.

bachelor #3: this is more of a personal existential question. can i date anyone whose last read and loved book is Tuesdays with Morrie...and who goes on to explain the "lifechanging" plot?

bachelor #4: passionate about the theater. refers to it as his craft. oh gosh.

the braces are off

bachelor #1: sparse profile. what is he looking for:? "I am looking for my wife.I dont have the braces anymore."

He also says the most important thing he is looking for in someone else is "unconditional love for me."

Well, the braces are off, time to find a wife.

bachelor #2: personality description:  I'm motivated because I have haters that's mad ... The devil is upset with me ..
What do people notice about this man: That guy is so cool, calm, relaxed his swag is on point ... Wow ... He's a thinker ... He's smart ... He's a God fearing man ... He's so unpredictable ... I think I wanna have his baby ...
He also requests a woman with pretty feet.

bachelor#3: appears to be an active gang member.

Strength from Humor

Allright, I need some strength to help get me through this whole online dating process. I wanted to be able to share either hilarious or totally untempting entries from online dating websites. Or of course stories of bad dates, i.e. on our first date he told me all about his anger management problems. Just whatever, venting, hilarity, sadness. just wanted a forum to help get through it.